I will find you, and stick stickers on YOUR car.

Today I walked out to my car to find this big yellow sticker on my window. It said:

WARNING: YOUR ARE NOT ALLOWED TO PARK HERE AND YOUR CAR HAS BEEN NOTED. NEXT TIME WILL BE TOWED.

Obviously, this wasn't a very professional and well thought out idea at all. I mean, it was a STICKER. Not a window sticker, a sticker that doesn't come off. Like the ones your doctor gives you after a shot. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? This is vandalism. I don't care that I parked in your dumb lot. Write me a polite note, I would be more than happy to move- Don't put a dang yellow sticker on my window and not have the decency to remove it yourself! What happened to paper slips or tickets? They must have missed this memo. But I know one thing, whoever put that sticker on my car is not nice. We are not friends.